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1. Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise
2. Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law!
3.   What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
4. Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
5. Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
6.   Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?" 
7. There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
8. Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"