All friendship 4

1. A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
2. A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
3. If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
4. Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
5. All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
6. When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
7. A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
8. Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
9. You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
10. Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
11. Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels’ watch over you.
12. Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
13. A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you needed to cry, come and borrow it!
14. My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
15. I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
16.   A new meeting next month? Sorry, that is not possible; I have to go to a funeral.
17. Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
18. The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
19. He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.
20. I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
21. I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.
22. Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.